1. imhiskindofcrazy:

    yourpetdog:

    yourpetdog:

    what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

    they yelled at me.

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  4. beyoncebeytwice:

    can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

    (via demmonsterrr)

     


  5. Here’s some fantastic news for your Friday: On Thursday, the California Senate unanimously approved a new bill that defines sexual consent as a firm “yes” rather than a lack of “no.”

    smitethepatriarchy:

    micdotcom:

    This is a big win for anti-rape activists, many of whom have been touting the necessity of an “affirmative consent” standard for years. California Gov. Jerry Brown (D) has the next month to sign the bill into law. If he does, schools across the state would be required to define consent before engaging in sexual activity as an “affirmative, conscious, and voluntary agreement” or risk losing state financial aid funding.

    THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.

    (via bruise-violet-riot)

     

  6. Best meal of my life

     

  7. Bae.

     


  8. Guess who has a date tonight? This bitch.

     

  9. christina-is:

    Sometimes change is good and scary and sad. This is the new roller derby practice facility I’ll be skating in with the team to which I just transferred. Leaving a group of strong women that I’ve grown with as a skater and person for the last two years was weird and a bit difficult but I’m hoping this personal, skater-based move will help me grow even more. Here, I will be challenged. So far, mostly everyone has been very welcoming and a fierce teacher. I think I will like it.

    Hailstorm Trooper is soon to be a full league member of Greensboro Roller Derby and a skater for their B-team, Counterstrike. Here’s looking forward to it all.

    I’m so proud of you, my sugar cube!! I love you!

     

  10. mysharona1987:

    Tell me white privilege isn’t real.

    (via based-ferret)

     

  11. Bad batches.

     


  12. cutevictim:

    Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

    (Source: cutevictim, via jasonscottthemutt)

     

  13. 1000daysofhim:

    “We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot. - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    (Source: posporia, via lundiestdelamerde)

     

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  15. Anonymous said: lol. you'd never do thatt

    Haha okay.